Unprovenanced, allegedly ancient Celtic figure from Burgundy, France :
a limestone carving, 32 centimetres high, offered for sale by a gallery in Paris in 2026.

« An important bas-relief depicting three figures,
carved from a reworked block possibly re-used in a Merovingian or pre-Romanesque
building.
The figure on the right is thus a precursor to the Sheela-na- Gig and
the two-tailed
mermaids of the Romanesque period.
Her arms and legs are joined, and a vulva is visible in the crotch, suggesting
a fertility cult.
« Its attribution to the Second Iron Age is
confirmed by the presence of a torque,
the modelling of the torso and the hairstyle of the main figure (resembling
the figures on the Gundestrup
cauldron).
The three figures are also reminiscent of the Gallic Matrones, often
depicted in triads,
which reinforces the presumption of a fertility cult.
Our sculpture is a rare example pre-dating the Roman conquest, having inspired
figurative representations in the Middle Ages. »
(see below for original French description by the Ekinium Gallery)
A lot of the above is supposition.
Which 'Merovingian building', where in Burgundy?
How do they actually know it is from Burgundy ?
And why (if it is pre-Roman or Gallo-Roman) & where would this small stone
have been inserted ?
Who found it and when ?
The accentuated ribs are typical of many (including some Romanesque) exhibitionists,
The vulva is a bit too sharply carved...but if it was 'enhanced'
(or even converted from the penis of an antique figure)
it would not be exceptional, and might suggest that it is not fraudulent.
However, a vulva is no indication of a "fertility-cult" whatever
that means.
(It means whatever you like !)
If genuine, it could well have served, some magical purpose, probably apotropaic,
but the gallery sells
some very dodgy stuff, such as these
tiny figures,
allegedly from Ulster (two-thirds of which comprises Northern Ireland),
which are blatant fakes.

A famous Merovingian site in Burgundy is at Luxueil-les-Bains,
which was founded by the Irish Saint Columbanus
at the end of the sixth century...
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Matière : Pierre calcaire Dimensions : H 32cm - L 37cm - P 26cm Époque : 2ème-1er siècle avant JC. Condition : Erosion Prix : 2 900€ Important bas-relief
représentant 3 personnages, bloc retaillé L'attribution
au deuxième age du fer est confirmée par la présence
d'un torque, |
Killinaboy church, county Clare, Ireland:
the first exhibitionist that I ever saw,
in 1971, with my mother.
The figure stands above to doorway.