In  2009, 
                  British Archaeological Reports published the latest book on 
                  British exhibitionist sculptures (sheela-na-gigs, or 
                  shee-lena-gigs) under the title of:
                LIFTING 
                  THE VEIL: 
                  
                  A new study of the Sheela-Na-Gigs of Britain and Ireland, 
                  
                  by Theresa C. Oakley (B.A.R. British Series 495, £48)
                  ISBN: 
                  1407305891 
                 - a volume without 
                  an index, and with the usual terrible photo-quality of British 
                  academic books (my own included).
                After ploughing 
                  through the tergid text of this doctoral thesis, I am amazed 
                  that it was accepted for publication. A large part of it is 
                  a graceless trashing of all previous studies. Another chunk 
                  consists of mind-numbingly academic spreadsheets, lists and 
                  pie-charts of yet another repertoire of categories and features 
                  of the insular sheelas.
                Dr Oakley repeatedly 
                  condemns 'Victorian attitudes' in previous works, as well as 
                  "anti-feminism" - even accusing me of "androcentrism". 
                  But no proliferation of lists, references and obsessively-fractal 
                  categorisation (the Victorian disease of reductionism), will 
                  elucidate the enigma, nor substitute for fieldwork. 
                Amazingly, the 
                  author not only ignores the male and bestial exhibitionists 
                  of the British Isles, but also the hundreds of both male and 
                  female exhibitionists in France and Spain. In other words, she 
                  narrows down her 'study' to a self-defined category of figures, 
                  with no reference to or comparison with earlier carvings, some 
                  of which are (as shown on these web-pages) models for later 
                  examples. The bloodlessness of her text suggests that she has 
                  never set foot in a rural French church and marvelled at the 
                  capitals; nor stood outside and seen a coherent corbel-table 
                  illustrating various sins of appetite; nor yet given thought 
                  to the iconography of Romanesque doorways which show the hellish 
                  punishment which awaits sinners.
                
                Just as Barbara 
                  Freitag had one valuable contribution to add to the discussion 
                  of sheela-na-gigs (the origins of the word itself - see 
                  part 2), 
                  Dr Oakley has one solid idea which she doggedly pursues. This 
                  is the obvious iconographic connection between sheelas 
                  and apotropaic Gorgon-carvings - a connection which Dr Oakley 
                  insists is also functional. But she does not even try to explain 
                  why these should pop up in the British Isles and not elsewhere 
                  in Europe. Thus she fails even to approach the core of the enigma, 
                  the veil which occludes our understanding.
                She actually ensures 
                  her failure by her erection of an entirely unjustified distinction 
                  between sheelas (as she defines them) and other female 
                  exhibitionists, even though some Continental Romanesque church 
                  figures are almost identical and at least as 'crude', 
                  'rude' and 'shocking' to Victorian and some 
                  modern eyes.
                
                
                She (like Christina 
                  Weising) quite rightly draws the reader's attention 
                  to the modern confusion between the obscene (which was originally 
                  the blasphemous or seriously immoral) and the sexual, but fails 
                  to realise that this confusion dates from the early centuries 
                  of the Christian church (and, indeed, Islam). These figures 
                  were obviously designed to shock, both by their gorgon attributes 
                  (which the author dwells on) and by their sexual apparatus and/or 
                  attitude. The myth of Perseus tells us that the sight of a Gorgon 
                  transfixed the beholders (turned them to stone), thus rendering 
                  them impotent. There is, therefore, no doubt that Gorgon figures 
                  were regarded as ugly, grotesque, monstrous, arresting - nor 
                  that they fed into Romanesque iconography their monstrous appearance, 
                  their display of teeth, and their connection with snakes, which 
                  Medusa had writhing on her head instead of hair.
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                Gorgon with protruding tongue,
                  Corfu Archæological Museum (Greece) 
                
On the other hand, 
                  sheelas also have something in common with the (usually 
                  portable) Baubo figurines, who may or may not have been regarded 
                  as grotesque, but certainly were not apotropaic. Grotesque is 
                  an entirely subjective attribute, of course: I regard tabloid 
                  'beauties' as grotesque, and pigs as beautiful. Other people 
                  have other opinions. At any rate, we don't know if sheelas 
                  or Baubos were regarded as ugly, monstrous or cute when they 
                  were created - after all, garden gnomes are considered cute 
                  by many!
                
                Note the large navel on this Baubo figurine 
                  offered on eBay.
                  It is a feature of many sheela-na-gigs.
                  Click the picture to see a rear view.
                While Dr Oakley 
                  follows the connection between sheelas and monsters, 
                  she does not even attempt to factor in the context of the Romanesque 
                  exhibitionists on corbel-tables - some of them extensive - where 
                  they are indisputably illustrating sins of the flesh. And in 
                  suggesting an entirely Insular upsurge in apotropaic figures, 
                  she ignores the phallic figures which we know symbolised power, 
                  property, liminality and warnings against trespass in 'Celtic' 
                  contexts. She even ignores the first male exhibitionist in a 
                  Christian context, the monk, shown in the Anglo-Saxon manuscript 
                  from the late 8th century, who clearly illustrates the temptations 
                  of the flesh.
                
                  
                   Vatican MS Barberini, Lat.570, 
                  detail
                In making an absolute 
                  distinction not only between sheelas and continental female 
                  exhibitionists on churches, but also between Romanesque insular 
                  exhibitionists and contemporaneous, continental Romanesque carvings, 
                  she puts herself beyond the Pale of intelligent research. While 
                  it is true that most Continental Romanesque female exhibitionists 
                  are feet-to-ears acrobats, whereas few post-Romanesque Insular 
                  figures are acrobatic, this merely suggests, however, that the 
                  opprobrium accorded to acrobats and entertainers in the 12th 
                  century had lessened by the 15th, so a double motif became a 
                  single one. It may also suggest a shift of function, but that 
                  is not disputed, given the length of time between the last Romanesque 
                  exhibitionists and the last post-Romanesque ones: up to 400 
                  years. 
                There can absolutely 
                  no doubt to anyone who has studied the corbel-tables of Aulnay, 
                  Cervatos or Mauriac, that the Romanesque exhibitionists, male, 
                  female and animal, are, primarily, minatory carvings meant to 
                  illustrate the sins most deplored by 11th and 12th century Christians 
                  - despite the perhaps unique male example at Bolmir, 
                  near Cervatos, who is making the "fig" gesture which 
                  is both obscene and apotropaic.
                The problem of 
                  the sheelas is that they have little or no context, and 
                  were sometimes displaced and re-used. The question of why they 
                  are where they are is the fundamental question with which I 
                  and other investigators have concerned ourselves with. Dr Oakley's 
                  book is mostly an achingly abstruse and academic divagation 
                  on the anthropology of apotropaia and the connection between 
                  the apotropaic and the sacred. But she produces no evidence 
                  to justify a sacral function for the really quite small number 
                  of sheelas on Irish tower-houses.
                No sane person 
                  would call them 'sacred' in the modern meaning of the 
                  word. They might be 'sacred' in the loose sense that 
                  Masonic ritual, or the turning of cure-stones 
                  might be called sacred. Indeed it is well-known that some are 
                  or were rubbed or touched during certain rituals. But a ritual 
                  is not the same as a rite.
                The sacred can 
                  certainly be both fascinating and repellent - like menstrual 
                  blood to some. But what is fascinating and repellent - obscene 
                  in the original sense - is not necessarily sacred. Were public 
                  executions - hanging, drawing and quartering, disembowelling 
                  - sacred acts ? Only in the widest possible sense.
                However, Dr Oakley 
                  does quite rightly emphasise the obvious possibility that sheelas 
                  on castles were status-symbols like phallic gateposts, or ridiculous 
                  concrete sculptures in modern gardens, or so-called swimming-pools, 
                  electronic gates, etc. - or, indeed, like good-quality carvings 
                  on churches, on which all embellishment was displayed with pride. 
                  If they were not, they would have been 'marks of Cain', 'penalty-points', 
                  stigmas or curses placed upon the castles or their inhabitants 
                  - for which there is no evidence.
                I have already 
                  demonstrated the similarity of some sheelas to Romanesque exhibitionists 
                  on or near the Pilgrim Roads - of which Dr Oakley unbelievably 
                  makes no mention, despite her admiration for Meyer Schapiro 
                  and George Zarnecki. My own exposure to the Romanesque figures 
                  convinces me more and more that sheela-na-gigs on castles 
                  were semi-apotropaic 'status-statues' copied to a greater or 
                  lesser extent from 'obscene' (i.e. arresting) exhibitionists 
                  in France and Spain - though not from the particular male 
                  exhibitionist at Bolmir 
                  in Spain who is 'making the fig'. Those on post-Romanesque 
                  churches, it seems to me, combine elements of grotesquery (like 
                  misericords, bench-ends and roof-bosses), warning of the eternal 
                  punishment awaiting sexual transgressors, and apotropaia.
                Dr Oakley derides 
                  'diffusionism' (the formulation of the chief characteristic 
                  of cultural interaction). Had she stopped to think of how the 
                  Roman Empire facilitated the westward movement of artefacts 
                  and motifs from Iran, the Middle East and Egypt (and the eastward 
                  movement of motifs to India), she would have not set herself 
                  up for ridicule. In our own time the Anglo-American empires 
                  have spread ideas and artefacts right across the world in all 
                  directions. 
                Inconsistently, 
                  she then suggests that the exaggerated-exhibitionist motif might 
                  have actually originated in Ireland and travelled from West 
                  to East, without making any attempt to substantiate the idea, 
                  or citing the one example of an Irish stone carving which could 
                  support it: the Boa 
                  Island back-to-back figures - one of which is male, and 
                  the other (assumed to be) female.
                Very recently, 
                  two figures have been identified on a 12th century secular building 
                  at Oakham (Leicestershire, formerly Rutland), known as Oakham 
                  Castle though it is in fact the earliest surviving hall of any 
                  English castle (1180-90) and one of the best surviving Romanesque 
                  Great Halls. Some corbels are in situ but other carvings 
                  have been inserted into 'blank' walls in a fairly random 
                  way. One of these, very badly damaged and worn, is a figure 
                  with goat's feet and one hand to its groin. It might be 
                  a female - or a masturbating male. 
                
                   
                     
                       
                          
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                          by Tina Negus 
                        The 
                          other is a lion,  
                          definitely, but not exaggeratedly, male, with similarly 
                          curious back legs. 
                           
                         
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                It so happens 
                  that elsewhere in Oakham, above the 14th century church porch, 
                  there is an acrobatic anal male exhibitionist, apparently 
                  self-fellating. This is more likely to be a salvaged, re-used 
                  Romanesque corbel rather than a copy. 
                
                  compare 
                  with a figure at Greyabbey, Ireland.
                After over thirty 
                  years of looking at stone iconography on Romanesque churches 
                  and at sheela-na-gigs which are continually being identified, 
                  I am convinced that the latter, on castles, are a combination 
                  of 'dirty postcard', status-symbol and apotropaia. Dr Oakley 
                  evinces no sense of humour in her 'veil-lifting', but it is 
                  hard not to smile at some of these figures. This may seem to 
                  be a modern reaction, but there can be no doubt that 12th century 
                  sculptors (whether apprentice or mature) carved them with gusto 
                  and perhaps hilarity. The little tower-house lords may also 
                  have combined humour with their pride in these carvings, whether 
                  on doorways or (almost hidden from view) high up, below barbican 
                  or crenellation.
                
                
                The 
                  figure on the left is on a frieze of the 12th century church 
                  at Saint-Vivien (Gironde), a point of embarkation from France 
                  to Ireland and vice versa. It is a crude Romanesque example, 
                  with the emaciation and necklessness characteristic of sheela-na-gigs.
                  The figure on the right is high up on a quoin of the 15th 
                  century castle at Ballaghmore (Laois) in Ireland (now a pricey 
                  hotel). It seems to me that the Ballaghmore figure is a late 
                  copy of the St-Vivien one. 
                Jim 
                  Dempsey comments on his Megalithic 
                  Ireland website that "I had the overall impression 
                  that someone is enjoying a jig."
                  
                  Is it a "dirty postcard from France" to frighten the 
                  locals, a declaration that someone has made the pilgrimage to 
                  Compostela, or an expression of allegiance to someone or some 
                  group ?
                There 
                  are examples in England also of exhibitionists closely resembling 
                  French corbel-sculptures, as at Denton 
                  in Lincolnshire and Horninghold in Leicestershire.
                We 
                  should also not overlook the possiblity of the unintended 
                  consequences of putting up funny little obscene carvings 
                  on churches. What might have appalled prudish monks might well 
                  have amused illiterate peasants, pilgrims and passers-by.
                The 
                  Irish castle figures are obviously an iconographic continuation 
                  of the church-placed figures - but there are rather few of the 
                  latter in Ireland, whereas almost all the many figures in England 
                  are on churches. The Taghmon figure is on a fortified church.
                Political allegiance 
                  may be relevant. All history is political. It could be (for 
                  example) that an Anglo-Norman first put one on his castle to 
                  shock the 'natives', and the custom spread. Castles are political 
                  buildings by definition, so the distribution of sheelas may 
                  well reflect shifting political realities. It is noteworthy 
                  that there are so few castle figures north of the line between 
                  Dundalk and Sligo, the last area to be pacified by the British.
                The Riddle of 
                  the Sheelas hinges on how a Romanesque motif of sin, carved 
                  by talented sculptors on churches with ecclesiastical permission, 
                  ended up as crude depictions of exhibitionist females on Irish 
                  castles, whereas the 'tradition' in England continued to be 
                  ecclesiastical, though with added late-medieval grotesqueness. 
                  They certainly were not celebrations of femininity or the yoni 
                  in the aggressively-patriarchal and property-based Gaelic society 
                  whose last gasp is being heard only today.
                
                  
                A small, undated lead amulet from Avignon, 
                  illustrated in 
                  Cooke (2002) p.192
                  which, though tiny and not carved in stone,
                  fits one of the categories of sheela-na-gig.
                  Of course, it might, conceivably, have originated in Ireland...