Some collegiate churches attached to important monasteries featured
hundreds of figures illustrating and warning against all sorts
of sin from gluttony and drunkenness, dancing and lewd behaviour
to calumny, simony and sodomy - and most particularly wealth
and the sins of luxury to which wealth inevitably leads.
Male exhibitionist with moneybag,
Domfront (Orne) France
Male exhibitionist with barrel,
Givrezac (Charente-Maritime), France
Guzzlers of wine from
barrels, acrobats
and musicians (for to Christian - as to some Muslim - clerics
of the time, all secular music was 'the devil's tunes', and
the ubiquitous bagpipe
was an obvious - if later - metaphor for male genitals, as,
to a lesser extent was the flute.)
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Santa María de Morquintián,
Muxía (La Corunha), Spain
rub shoulders with beasts such as pigs and dogs and bears who,
even when not ithyphallic, represent lusts and degradation.
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more
Plaisance-sur-Gartempe (Vienne)
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more
Ithyphallic bear on the church
tower at Aston Somerville (Gloucestershire)
Bear-cults
were as important as Wolf-cults in Classical and pagan pre-Romanesque
times. Just as the Roman Republic claimed its origin in the
suckling of two abandoned twins by a she-wolf, so princes, leaders
& heroes used to claim that their genealogy began with union
of a bear with a female ancestor. Since, of course, the cult
was seen as a threat to the church, it wanted bears to be domesticated,
dominated and humiliated. This accounts for the hundreds of
years of appalling cruelty to bears in Europe - as to wolves
- which still has not ceased, (and in China amounts now to a
pseudo-scientific holocaust, for magical reasons).
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Window-voussoir, Annaghdown
(Galway), Ireland
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Anglards-de-Salers (Puy-de-Dôme)

Mauriac (Cantal), France:
absidiole corbels
and a detail of a sinful variant
of the Ouroboros
or Ourobolos

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for high-resolution enlargements by Tina Negus - and another
example
Amongst the beasts symbolising lascivious concupiscence is the
hare, in Classical times the animal associated with Venus. A
rare and primitive depiction of hares with a male exhibitionist
can be seen on a chancel-arch capital of an early Romanesque
church in Auvergne.

Saint-Etienne-de-Vicq
(Allier)
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for an enlargement
On an
English church a classic vulva-pulling female exhibitionist
(of the type now commonly known as a Sheela-na-Gig) is
approached with intent by an ithyphallic, bearded man-beast,
somewhat resembling a Babylonian lion. The large limestone carving
has been cut to form a window-top on a tower built mainly from
flint. Above it is the church clock: Temporality combines powerfully
with lechery and concupiscence.

Whittlesford
(Cambridgeshire), England
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Apes,
coming from Barbary, represented the barbaric and blaspheming
(if not demonic) Moors, and, to emphasise the point, displayed
their circumcisions.
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more apes
Droiturier (Allier), France
As well as fabulous beasts, beard-pullers,
foliage-spewers,
mouth-pullers,
tongue-stickers
and column-swallowers
are also well-known from hundreds of churches. But comparatively
rare are the exhibitionist versions of these motifs,
such as the megaphallic barrel-toter
(Givrezac, above),
mouth-puller...

León, Spain

Thorpe Arnold (Leicestershire),
England
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for high-resolution enlargement by Tina Negus
...or cake-eater.

Champagnolles (Charente-Maritime),
France
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for high-resolution enlargement
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another view
Megaphallic glutton, Barahona
(Segovia), Spain
Even some remote churches feature remarkable figures in frozen
demonstration of mortal sins - especially the sins of carnality,
wealth and consumption
- to be avoided on pain of eternal punishment.
Saint-Contest (Calvados),
France
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for more

Studland (Dorset), England
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to see some corbels
This web-page is dedicated
to the late Martha Weir,
who was amazed but unfazed by these carvings,
and without whom "Images
of Lust"
would never have been researched or written.
LIST
of PHOTOGRAPHS of MALE and FEMALE EXHIBITIONISTS
on this site