Slightly earlier than
the Anglo-Saxon manuscript, the Irish Book of Kells shows
a warrior with spear displaying his virility - but as a vignette,
without any evident censure.

detail of folio 200r
Also
from Ireland, though carved in the 12th century is a remarkable
grotesque from a Round Tower, showing a contorted figure with
huge and very Norse-Irish head displaying buttocks and what
can be interpreted either as dangling labia or scrotum - most
likely the latter.
Two monsters bite its outstretched arms - which issue from its
head.

Berrymount (Cavan), Ireland
compare
with a corbel at Grey Abbey
That
this remarkable sculpture is a window-top and not a corbel somewhat
discredits the idea that corbel-carvings are 'marginal' art,
being neither 'high'/'official' nor 'popular'. The fact that
just one or two of the corbel-motifs (buttock-barers especially)
migrate to misericords and roof-bosses does not detract from
the Christian seriousness of the original motifs.

Carving on roof-beam, Queniborough,
Leicestershire:
compare with an even more amazing beam-carving at Claybrooke
Parva in the same county.
There is no shortage of exhibitionist and related subjects on
internal capitals and on doorways. And there is no end to the
variety and variations of the male exhibitionist motif. As we
have seen in two of the four Romanesque/Gothic churches in Poitiers,
they are not necessarily grotesque. This
Czech figure would almost qualify for inclusion in a gay magazine.

Capital in Chapel-Palatine,
Cheb (Bohemia), Czech Republic.
Devils, of course, are often depicted with huge genitals - propaganda
which might occasionally have been counter-productive.

Two views of a high frieze
at Villers-Saint-Paul (Oise), France:
the devil at the bottom is carrying a phallic money-bag.
The couple to the left are probably homosexual,
like some at Cervatos in Northern Spain (see below).
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to see another French church with corbels and frieze
More human than devilish:
Celle-Guenand (Indre-et-Loire)
One iconographic source for megaphallic devils might be images
of Mithraic, Celtic or Romano-Celtic deities - such as a teddybearish
figure, now in a museum in Durham, found at a 2nd-4th century
Roman fort at Bremenium (High Rochester) in Northumberland,

displaying
small horns (or rabbit-ears), carefully-delineated nipples,
and a large, thick penis.
On
the other hand, a 12th century 'Christian' capital at Porcheresse
(Charente) is far more surprising. It features a phallusless
Cernunnos (celebrated by place-names beginning with Bel-
in SW France) and a tongue-sticking female exhibitionist. What
is one to make of it ?
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to
enlarge
Another source for megaphallism is the Feast of Fools, deriving
from the Roman Saturnalia and Kalends of January, and widely
celebrated until the puritanical imperative of protestantism.
This was the period when the established order was reversed,
Roman slaves dressed as their masters and (ritually) ordered
them about. Festivities included raucus fancy-dress parades
(rather like some Carnival or Gay Pride parades today) which
included huge penises strapped onto dwarves and so on.

Saint-Georges-de-Montagne
(Gironde):
in this scene the man (on the right) seems to be carrying a
huge phallus,
while the crudely-exhibitionist woman is holding something up,
possibly a mask or an animal head.
It is thus a kind of moralistic lampoon.
An apparently
more positive meaning is attached to male exhibitionism on a
remarkable corbel which shows a clothed couple embracing, each
with a halo, and the woman's left hand feeling for size or hardness
the man's penis which pokes out from underneath his tunic.
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for
another
Maillezais (Deux-Sèvres),
France
If
it is not a bizarre depiction of the early Christian 'sacred
marriage' of two holy males in Brotherly Love, this could refer
to St Augustine's only justification for the sexual union and
marriage of Christians: in order for two saved souls to create
another soul that is likely to be saved. Compare the above on
the one hand with the fornicating couple on a rustic French
capital,

Monbos (Dordogne), France
or
a frankly obscene couple at Santillana
del Mar near Santander in Northern Spain; and, on the other
hand with a more demure couple not so far away from Maillezais.

Marignac (Charente-Maritime),
France
In the picture below, the male has been smashed, probably by
post-mediæval re-roofers: during modern re-roofing the
corbel-table was cleaned.
Manéglise (Seine-Maritime),
France
Sometimes one or both of a pair is an acrobat.

Cervatos (Palencia), Spain
Some embracing couples are almost certainly male.

Vérac (Gironde), France

Mosnac (Charente-Maritime)
Others
are more ambiguous.

Puynormand (Gironde)
Such
huggers may well be based on one or other of the several Roman
sculptures of the Emperors Diocletian and Maximian, who ruled
the Western and Eastern empires respectively, and who may have
been mistaken for male lovers by fanatics ignorant of the subject.

For
other huggers see the pages on Saint-Contest
and Studland.
The
unequivocal sin of Sodomy (usually taken to be anal penetration)
is a rare subject: I know of only a few examples - all male-in-male,
a rare practice (though a common calumny) until recently. There
is at least one at the collegiate church of Cervatos - where
two corbels resemble exotic illustrations to the Kama Sutra.
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Cervatos (Palencia), Spain
Another
is on the celebrated Last Judgement tympanum of the Pilgrimage
church of Conques, where a devil with a club sodomises a sodomite
into the beastly jaws of Hell.
(The Jaws of Hell are yet another Christian borrowing from
Classical mythology: Virgil's "Jaws of Tænarus",
the "High Portals of Dis" which are echoed - and challenged
- by the high portals of salvation which are the churches of
stone.)

Conques (Aveyron), France
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for a high-resolution enlargement
On
the well-known frieze
of Lincoln cathedral the two sodomites are are attacked by fantastic
snakes while a devil pulls them by the hair. To their left a
naked Avaritia and another pair of sinning males are
similarly attacked by demons and snakes.

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for more

Lincoln, England
In another example, the sodomy is portrayed as occurring in
the daily lives of travelling entertainers, anathematised by
the mediæval Church. The penetrator is a monkey.

La Chaize-le-Vicomte (Vendée), France
At
Sémelay (Nièvre) both males are human, while a
remarkable capital at Vézelay portrays the rape of Ganymede
by Zeus (in the form of an eagle) as described by Virgil - except
that a typically toothy Romanesque demon pulls his mouth and
sticks out his tongue 'off-stage' to indicate a serious carnal
sin to the viewers below.
Perhaps
the most remarkable illustration of sodomy is on a doorway capital
of the rural Rouergat church of Verlac. One devil sodomises
another whose scrotum is in the jaws of a wolf. This represents
not the earthly deed, but the goings-on in Hell
- which, no doubt, many might secretly look forward to.

photo by Jacques
Martin
Verlac (Aveyron), France
A capital at Conzac (Charente) more discreetly and decoratively
suggests mutual fellatio in its use of rinceaux
(abstract tendrils of foliage), emanating from mouths and passing
between legs in a manner redolent of a rite of Spring.

Slightly
less rare - and with no ambiguity at all - is the motif of disembodied
male organs, which were carved to show the source of carnal
sin, rather than any celebration of sexuality
- though of course the sculptors might well have enjoyed the
execution of the motif, and the illiterate peasantry might well
have enjoyed the results of their craft.

Corbel, Sainte-Colombe (Charente),
France
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for a post-Romanesque Irish example
The
survival of such corbels to the present day is remarkable, given
their vulnerability to puritan attack. Figures whose genitals
have been smashed are surprisingly uncommon, given their accessibility,
religious wars, and the violence of iconoclasts and misguided
prudes. A dramatic French example can be seen on an internal
capital of the parish church at Bommiers
(Indre).
A little less rare is the variant of the very common 'tonguesticker'
whose tongue is long enough to reach his genitals; this motif
is not quite the same as the genital-licker or -sucker illustrated
on the previous page. The example at Mere in England combines
several sinful motifs: the acrobat,
the anal exhibitionist, the monster - and possibly even the
vagina dentata, a feature of some Irish female exhibitionists.

Interior corbel at Mere (Wiltshire)
photo by John Harding
Less
rare again is the ithyphallic spinarius or thornpuller,
attempting to extract St Paul's "thorn in the flesh"
generally thought to be sexual desire. These are inspired by
(but bear little resemblance to) a Roman
bronze of a naked boy-athlete notorious in mediæval times.

Saint-Léger-en-Pons (Charente),
France
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for a high-resolution enlargement
By contrast,
here are three clay vessels from Roman times which are completely
different both in function and message...

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for more
and Roman images in
stone which proclaim a piety
which monotheisms have never tolerated...


Stone at Chesters Roman Fort
(Northumberland)
photographed by Tina Negus
Vulvular
phallus recently found at Raglan (Monmouthshire)
photographed by John Harding
...and one of many phallic
statues which were widespread in pre-Christian Europe - this
one from a once-remote island in a remote lake in Ireland.

Male side of back-to back
double figure, Caldragh graveyard,
county Fermanagh - compared with a Gallo-Roman herm.
From Roman times also ex voto statuettes in clay, bronze
etc. (the doubtless far more common wooden and waxen ones have
inevitably disappeared) were offered at healing-shrines to cure
sexual malformation or dysfunction. These, like Baubo
figurines must have been produced in large numbers. In the 15th
century, Thomas More reported that at the shrine of St Valéry
in Picardy the walls were hung about with "none other thynge
but mennes gere and womens gere made in waxe" (i.e wax
models of penises and vulvas).
Much
more grand, and erected at the end of the 14th century to commemorate
the diuretic qualities of the local water of the wild crags
of the Monts de Lacaune since Roman times, this fountain - La
Fount dels Pissaïres - at Lacaune-les-Bains (Tarn)
is a remarkable testimony to mediæval attitudes - with
an antique flavour.

photo from the Lacaune-les-Bains website
A more Romanesque fountain, from the 13th century, much farther
East at Forcalquier (Alpes de Haute-Provence), is, however,
richer in symbolism, more ambiguous - and enigmatic.

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for more pictures
For a
book-length discussion on the survival of Roman antiquities
see Michael Greenhalgh's
"THE
SURVIVAL OF ROMAN ANTIQUITIES IN THE MIDDLE AGES".
Professor Greenhalgh has expressed the view that this website
(and, presumably, Romanesque corbel-tables, etc.) is mere "smut"!
A hairy (and of course bearded)
Greek Satyr with fantastic cock and balls.
The hairy pelt suggests a link with bear-totemism, once widespread
in Europe.
Until 2007 I had thought that there were no post-Romanesque
exhibitionists in France apart from a female at Cleyrac
(which might even be Romanesque, though it doesn't look it),
and a pair at Saint-Antonin-Noble-Val
on a 16th century window. However, my colleague Jacques Martin
sent me a photograph of a very fine male exhibitionist apparently
contemporaneous with the early 14th-century House of the Master
of Venery at Cordes-sur-Ciel
(Tarn) not far from Saint-Antonin. There may well be more: it
is simply a matter of continuing the assiduous search which
Jørgen Andersen initiated on the European mainland in
the 1970s.
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for more
The
Old Testament book of Habakkuk, chapter II, verse 4:
Yea also, because he transgresseth by wine, he is a
proud man, neither keepeth at home, who enlargeth his
desire as hell, and is as death, and cannot be satisfied,
but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto
him all people...
verse
11: For the stone
shall cry out of the wall, and the beam out of the timber
shall answer it.
verse
11: Woe to him that buildeth a town with
blood, and stablisheth a city by iniquity.
verse
15: Woe unto him
that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle
to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest
look on their nakedness.
verse
16:
Thou art filled with shame for glory, drink thou also,
and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the Lord's
right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing
shall be on thy glory...
verse
18:
What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof
hath graven it; the molten image, and the teacher of
lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to
make dumb idols ?
verse
19:
Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb
stone, Arise, it shall teach...
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Serious and justified worries about the loose morals of the
rich account for the scenes of lasciviousness and concupiscence
amongst other sins on capitals and tympana. Modern minds, however,
find it difficult to understand why the highly-exaggerated corbel-carvings
were put up on churches - pieces of sculpture sometimes far
more graphic than was doctrinally necessary. A likely
explanation,
less fanciful than it might seem at first, and able to account
for both the Romanesque and most post-Romanesque corbel-figures,
is an anthropological one. The carving of an exhibitionist (male
or female) or any daring or dodgy motif on a corbel-table might
well have been the culmination of the apprenticeship of a sculptor,
literally a licence granted to him by his fellow-sculptors who
certainly were the inspiration of the Freemasons in their confraternity.
Masons' marks occur on churches all over Europe, and especially
in Spain where the Romanesque movement invaded with the Christian
reconquistà.
Even
today, masons and sculptors form exclusive teams and (like many
co-operative tradesmen who feel undervalued) perform scabrous
rites. In Romanesque times, to be a sculptor was as prestigious
as being an international architect today. It is possible that
sculptors were more powerful than priests on the ground, because
they could simply take off from a site and find employment elsewhere
without difficulty. So the carving at Girona (below)
might have a different meaning than that which I advanced earlier
in Images of Lust. The bishop may well not be overseeing
the sculptors like some kind of art commissar, but merely skulking.
The sculptors or masons take prominence in the scene, which
might be telling us not that nothing went up on a church without
ecclesiastical approval, but that what was sculpted went up
on a church despite ecclesiastical qualms.
So,
in this theory, sculptors who met with the artistic approval
of their fellows, had the privilege of carving one or more startling
corbel - a kind of satire on the exhibition-piece which is required
of skilled craftsmen in wood and stone even today, which then
was either slipped past ecclesiastical approval or was placed
defiantly or by right and rite. Some (very few) might have had
to be placed very high or out of sight to avoid local trouble.
But it is pertinent to this theory that many churches in Spain
were not properly finished: unfilled scaffolding-holes abound,
so teams of masons could up and off with an impunity very similar
to the propensity for strike action enjoyed by trades unionists
in post-War France and Britain.
The
drawback of the theory of initiation-, prentice- or master-pieces
of sculptors fully received into their teams, guilds or
confraternities is that a few of the Romanesque males are extremely
crude efforts. These exceptions might well be simple imitations
on churches whose sculptors were not master-craftsmen..

Cloister capital,
Girona (Spain)
Male exhibitionists are not magical. Nor are they simply ancient
survivals from an imagined, invented "Celtic" or Classical-pagan
past, but sculptures which fitted into their Christian context
by dint of - on the one hand - widespread and uncontrollable
concupiscence amongst the peasantry and to an extent amongs
the lowliest clergy who were drawn from that peasantry. On the
other hand, they might very well have been not only exhibitionists
but exhibition pieces, proudly and lewdly displayed by master-craftsmen
as quasi-pious jeux d'esprit.
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Orpheus as Adam,
Lord of the Beasts in Eden on a 5th century ivory in the
Bargello Museum, Florence.
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to enlarge
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Anti-copyright
Anthony Weir, January 2007
A nineteenth-century French brothel-token.
